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The Key to Having a Successful Orgy and Not be Weird

The Key to Having a Successful Orgy and Not be Weird

If you’re a sex freak and have been dying to have an orgy, you’re probably ignoring everything that could go wrong and are just harping on the fact that you’re about to bang a lot of chicks all at the same time, and probably with your friends, too.

But it’s not that simple, really. You can’t just throw yourself in a pile of people and hope for the best. That can only end up in disaster.

It’s kind of like being the new kid at a new school: you have no idea where to sit, where to eat, no idea who to talk to, and you’re just generally lost. That’s how you’ll feel if you show up to the Okay Corral of orgies and have no game plan.

Luckily, I’ve researched this topic quite a bit, so here are some great tips for surviving an orgy with your dignity still intact:

#1 – Don’t Act Like a Porn Star

This is will just be laughable if you try to do this. Don’t be Mr. Bigshot and think you’re directing the thing like a maestro. Just go and have some fun.

I’ve read about times when a guy thought he was doing everyone a favor by sort of directing traffic, and everyone just ignored him. He essentially was left out of the orgy by majority vote.

Do you want to be that guy? Absolutely not. So just go with the flow.

#2 – Wait For Them the Come to You

Wait for the girls to come to you most of the time. In an orgy, they’ll be all over the place, so when they’re done with the other guy, they’ll come to you.

This is just common courtesy, and you’ll just have to wait your turn. For the most part, you’ll have no trouble having multiple partners in one sitting anyway, so what’s the rush?

Just be patient, and there will be someone for you. But of your orgy was arranged well enough, there should be at least one per person anyway.

#3 – Bring a Pill With You

You know what I’m talking about. THAT pill. A few hours of sex is enough to wear anyone out, so you need something to keep your dick up in the air.

I’d suggest one of these pills to get the job done:

  1. Formula 41 Extreme
  2. FCK Power
  3. Marathon man Maca 1000

That’s it! You’re ready to go. Have fun out there, soldier.

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