This is one of the most awkward and troubling scenarios that anyone could encounter, and it doesn’t only happen to teenagers in their bedrooms!
Whatever age you are, getting caught doing this private act of self gratification can be the most embarrassing thing you’ll ever see in your life.
A recent study ranked getting caught masturbating right below drowning and public speaking. Yep, you heard that correctly: people are more afraid of getting caught masturbating than drowning. We’re a bunch of sickos, aren’t we?
So if you’re reading this, you were either caught doing it or would like to know what to do if that time comes.
Here are some awesome tips that will help you out of a jam:
#1 – Try Your Hardest Not to Lie
Everyone knows what you were doing. Lying and saying you were just checking your legs with your pants off is something nobody will believe anyway.
The best thing to do is just come clean and let the person know that you’re cool with them seeing what you were doing. If at all possible, try to make a joke out of the whole thing to make it less awkward for now and in the future.
Something like “man, that was embarrassing, huh! Wanna watch me shit later? Haha!”
Something dumb like that could put both parties at ease, and allow you to break the ice so you don’t have to live in a cave away from humanity.
#2 – Admit that it’s only a natural thing that everyone does
Saying that this act is purely natural and everyone does it should be enough to deflect attention away from what just happened.
Even bring in the party that saw you do this to make it less awkward. Unless of course it was your mom who caught you. Then I probably wouldn’t use this defense.
But for everything else, you should be golden.
#3 – Make sure you learn a new hiding place
So you don’t need to go through this really awkward situation again, it’s a good idea to find a new place to masturbate, because clearly, the place you have now is not a good one.
The bathroom with the door locked is pretty solid, or in your car late at night with all the doors locked and when it’s pitch black out.
In your room is just not good enough.
Conclusion
So with these tips in mind, you should survive this encounter in no time.
You’ll definitely have some explaining to do, but it’ll blow over eventually. It always does!